The Real Elixir

I am not a Lao Tzu or a Taoist, but when I went to the land of the spirits I was shown a secret to everlasting life on earth. In fact all our social, academic, marital, career and material pursuits are worthless simply because life is short – only 80 or 90 years. I am just planning to try this prescription, but I am sure it works; only for those who have the courage and determination to gather the ingredients and use it as prescribed. Now take a pen and a piece of paper and jot down this secret.

1. Cut a small piece of cloth from a dress belonging to your great granny.
2. Shave the Saudi Monarch’s mustache.
3. Pilfer a live light bulb in an army general’s office at night – in an army barracks.
4. Cut the head of a tortoise which is 250 years old.
5. The shoelace of an American politician who has lost elections 10 times.
6. Pull out a claw from a conscious lion.
7. Let all the above be burnt to ashes by a pregnant woman who is still a virgin.
8. Then take it from her, preserve it in an air-tight pot, add a teaspoonful to some pap once in a year.

Once it is finished, live forever. This is SURE!

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